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SO YOU WANT TO STEP UP
YOU WANT TO WALK THE AISLE
YOU THINK YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES
YOU’RE SHAKING ALL THE WHILE
YOU WANT TO TAKE ME DOWN
YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A TRY
I’VE FACED PUNKS LIKE YOU BEFORE
YOU AIN’T SHIT AND I’LL TELL YOU WHY
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO LICK THE SWEAT OFF MY BOOTS
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
COME OVER HERE I’LL RIP YOUR HAIR BY YOUR ROOTS
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
SO YOU WANT TO BE BIG TIME
OK YOU GOT YOUR SHOT
YOU BETTER MAKE IT COUNT
BETTER COLLECT YOUR THOUGHTS
ONE SHOT FROM MY FIST
YOU’RE DAZED AND OH SO CONFUSED
A SUPERPLEX MIGHT SET YOU STRAIGHT
I THINK YOU’RE READY TO LOSE
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
YOU CAN DREAM BUT YOU’LL NEVER SUCCEED
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
I CAN ’T WAIT TO MAKE YOUR BABY FACE BLEED
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
YOUR BACK IS DOWN ON THE MAT
YOUR VISION’S BLURRED AND YOU CAN’T SEE ME
YOU FEEL THE END IS NEAR
AND THEN YOU FEEL MY ATOMIC KNEE
ONE, TWO, THREE...
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
WE’VE SEPARATED THE MEN FROM THE BOYS
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
SO GO HOME & STICK TO PLAYING WITH TOYS
YOU AIN’T NOTHING BUT GARBAGE
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2. |
Foreign Object
01:22
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PEARL HARBOR, SNEAK ATTACK
YOU NEVER SAW ME ON YOUR BACK
I DRILLED YOU IN THE HEAD
WITH MY PIECE OF LEAD
BUT THE REF DIDN’T SEE A THING
WHEN I SLID IT OUT THE RING
FOREIGN OBJECT
IN MY TIGHTS
HIDDEN NICELY, TUCKED OUT OF SIGHT
BRASS KNUCKS, A QUARTER ROLL
WHATEVER WILL KNOCK YOU COLD
STUCK IN THE ROPES
IT’S LOOKING BAD
A FIGURE FOUR
I THINK I’M HAD
YOU HAD THE UPPER HAND
I WAS IN LA LA LAND
YOU WENT IN FOR THE KILL
YOU HAD ME BEAT UNTIL...
FOREIGN OBJECT
MY LITTLE FRIEND
SAVED ME FROM A MOST CERTAIN END
KNOCKED YOU OUT
YOUR FANS ARE CONCERNED
OH HOW FAST THE TIDE CAN TURN
WIN IF YOU CAN
LOSE IF YOU MUST
BUT ALWAYS, ALWAYS CHEAT!
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I’VE BATTLED AND BRUISED AND BEATEN THE BEST
BUT WRESTLING WASN’T MY ONLY TEST
OF STRENGTH AND ENDURANCE
LIFE WOULD THROW AT ME
WHEN SHE CAME INTO MY LIFE
HER LOVE MEANT SO MUCH MORE TO ME
THAN ANY WRESTLING TITLE I WOULD EVER HOLD
HER LOVE WAS THE BELT AND I WAS THE CHAMP
FOR FOUR SOLID YEARS I WORE THE CROWN
AND THEN ONE DAY OUR LOVE CAME CRASHING DOWN
SHE PICKED ME UP AND DROPPED ME DOWN
THAT’S HOW I KNOW, THAT’S HOW I KNOW
LOVE HURTS LIKE A PILEDRIVER
DEVASTATING ISN’T THE WORD
FOR THE WAY SHE LEFT ME LYING THERE FOR DEAD
LOVE HURTS LIKE A PILEDRIVER
NO GIANT, HULK OR EVEN THE BUTCHER
COULD PUT A HURTING ON ME LIKE SHE DID
I HATE YOU WERE HER LAST WORDS TO ME
I’VE HEARD THEM MANY TIMES BEFORE
THEY NEVER HURT AS BAD
AS WHEN THEY CAME FROM HER
AND WHEN WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS
A PART OF ME WAS RIPPED AWAY
AND NO SIGN OF A REMATCH WAS IN SIGHT
SHE PICKED ME UP AND DROPPED ME DOWN
THAT’S HOW I KNOW, THAT’S HOW I KNOW
LOVE HURTS LIKE A PILEDRIVER
NO GIANT, HULK OR ANIMAL
COULD PUT A HURTING ON ME LIKE THE WAY SHE DID
NOBODY’S EVER HURT ME LIKE THE WAY SHE DID
SHE PUT A HURTING ON ME LIKE NOBODY COULD
AND SOME BIG MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE HURT ME GOOD
LOVE HURTS LIKE A PILEDRIVER
AND EVEN THOUGH THINGS TURNED OUT ROTTEN
OUR LOVE WAS LOST BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
I’LL ALWAYS CARRY MY MEMORIES OF HER
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THE MAIN EVENT
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TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT, ONE ON ONE
IT’S YOU AND ME, IT’S TIME TO FIGHT
MY COLD HARD STARE WILL MAKE YOU FREEZE
MY FOREARM SMASH WILL DROP YOU TO YOUR KNEES
YOU CAN TRY YOUR BEST AND YOU WILL SEE
THAT THE LOSER IS YOU AND THE WINNER IS ME
DID YOU REALLY BELIEVE YOU HAD A CHANCE IN HELL?
I’LL PUT A CRACK IN YOUR HEAD
JUST LIKE THE LIBERTY BELL
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
AM I JUST TOO ROUGH?
DO YOU WANT TO GIVE UP?
HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH?
THE PAIN’S INTENSE
I SEE IT ON YOUR FACE
SO LET’S GO HOME
AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLACE
CHAIR TO THE HEAD
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I CAN’T BELIEVE THE KIND OF COWARD YOU WERE
YOU SWUNG THAT CHAIR JUST LIKE A GIRL
THERE NEVER WAS ANY LOVE LOST BETWEEN ME & YOU
BUT NOW THE GRUDGE WILL CONTINUE
SOMEBODY BETTER HOLD ME BACK RIGHT NOW
ADRENALINE IS TAKING CONTROL
MY EYES BURNING SEEING CRIMSON
MY EYES BLURRING INTO CRIMSON
CHAIR TO THE HEAD
CHAIR TO THE HEAD
AND NOW I’M BUSTED WIDE OPEN
MY HEAD IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN
SPIKE'S GOT AN AK-47 AND SOME BAYONETS TOO
I GOT A PAIR OF BRASS KNUCKLES
AND SOME STEEL-TOED BOOTS
YOU FEELING LUCKY TONIGHT?
STEP UP AND MEET YOUR MAKER, MOTHERFUCKER
IT’S TIME FOR ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO FIGHT
YOU’LL BE LUCKY TO WALK OUT OF HERE TONIGHT
MY EYES BURNING SEEING CRIMSON
MY MOUTH SEETHING SPITS WITH ANGER
CHAIR TO THE HEAD
CHAIR TO THE HEAD
AND NOW I’M BUSTED WIDE OPEN
MY HEAD IS BUSTED WIDE OPEN
COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN
YOU HIT ME WITH THE CHAIR THEN RAN
THE SCORE WILL BE SETTLED YOU FUCKIN PUD
I WANT TO SEE YOU COVERED IN BLOOD
YOU TRIED TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A FOOL
AND NOW IT’S TIME TO TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL
YOUR FACE WILL SPILL RED HOT CRIMSON
YOUR MOUTH WILL SPIT TEETH AND CRIMSON
YOU’RE GONNA PAY AND IT’S GONNA BE ANARCHY’S WAY
CHAIR TO THE HEAD
CHAIR TO THE HEAD
YOU WILL BE BUSTED WIDE OPEN
YOU WILL BE BUSTED WIDE OPEN
THAT’S RIGHT, DADDY
THAT’S ALL SHE WROTE
AND YOU CAN TAKE IT TO THE BANK
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I Told You So
01:29
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YOU AIN’T EVEN A PIMPLE ON MY SWEATY ASS
BEATING A SIMPLETON LIKE YOU
WAS SUCH AN EASY TASK
YOU'RE JUST A PUNK ASS SUCKER
I'LL SPIT RIGHT IN YOUR FACE
TO CALL YOURSELF A WRESTLER
IS A FUCKING DISGRACE
I TOLD YOU SO (4x)
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU HAD A DOUBT
AND NOW YOU KNOW WHAT WE’RE ALL ABOUT
IT SHOULD NOT COME AS A SURPRISE
STUPIDITY WAS YOUR DEMISE
I TOLD YOU SO (4x)
WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR YOU DON’T LIKE IT
LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT
CAUSE IT’S THE BEST THING GOING TODAY
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I TOLD YOU SO
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Bigger Fish To Fry
02:02
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THE WAR’S BEGUN AND I WON’T LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE
AND WHEN WE’RE THROUGH
THEN I’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
HEY TOUGH GUY
COME ON STEP IN THROUGH THE ROPES
I CAN’T WAIT TO DESTROY ALL YOUR DREAMS AND HOPES
STEP INTO THE COMBAT ZONE
YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER FLESH AND BONE
STEPPING STONE
YOUR FLASHY MOVES
MAKE YOU A WRESTLING SUPERSTAR
BUT WHEN YOU’RE IN WITH ME
THEY WON’T GET YOU TOO FAR
I GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR EVEN WANTING TO TRY
NOW SAY YOUR PRAYERS
BECAUSE I’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
YOU TRIED YOUR BEST TO MAKE ME HURT
MADE YOUR MISTAKES, THE TABLES TURNED
I HIT YOU WITH MY BEST SHOT
YOU DESERVED EVERYTHING THAT YOU GOT
I KICKED YOUR ASS NOW I’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
AND LIKE THE OTHERS I WILL HANG YOU OUT TO DRY
YOU’R JUST A BIG MOUTHED PUNK
WHO’S GOT SOMETHING TO PROVE
NOW MAKE WAY YOUR STRETCHER IS COMING THROUGH
YOU TRIED TO UNMASK AND SHOW MY FACE
BUT ONE BALL SHOT
PUT YOU RIGHT BACK INTO YOUR PLACE
I’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
I’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
I’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
I’VE GOT BIGGER FISH TO FRY
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ECW
02:03
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WHEN ME AND THE BOYS GOT NOTHING TO DO
WE GRAB A COUPLE OF BREWS AND FLIP ON THE TUBE
TO WATCH THE MOVES
ON OUR FAVORITE WRESTLING SHOW
IT’S CALLED ECW IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW
CACTUS JUMPS OFF THE TOP ROPE AFTER SABU
NOBODY’S HOME, IT LOOKS LIKE CACTUS IS THROUGH
ARABIAN FACE BUSTER, NO MATS ON THE FLOOR
THE ARENA’S ON FIRE
YOU BUMS ARE BEGGING FOR MORE
SABU GRABS A BOTTLE, SMASHES CACTUS’ HEAD
THE BOTTLE WON’T BREAK, IF IT DID YOU’D BE DEAD
MOONSAULT OFF THE ROPES, NOTHING CACTUS CAN DO
THE SET-UP, THE LEAP, HE BUSTS THE TABLES IN TWO!
ECW OVER THE TOP
HARDCORE WRESTLING ACTION, INTENSE AND NON-STOP
DANGEROUSLY HAS GONE AND DONE IT AGAIN
CREATING WRESTLING’S NEW UNCROWNED CHAMPION
HERE COMES THE SANDMAN WITH THE SINGAPORE CANE
HE BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF MIKEY
THE CROWD IS GOING INSANE
PSYCHOTIC REACTION TO THE NEWEST SENSATION
ROCCO ROCK HITS THE DRIVE-BY
WHO SAYS BIG BOYS DON’T FLY?
FUNK’S FOREHEAD’S RAKED
AGAINST THE BARBED-WIRE ROPE
THE JUICE FLOWS LIKE WINE
THE ONLY PLEASURE IS MINE
FLAMING CHAIRS, DOUBLE TABLES
OR A BARBED-WIRE BAT
YOU WONDER WHY I SCREAM
BECAUSE I LIKE IT EXTREME!
ECW OVER THE TOP
HARDCORE WRESTLING ACTION, INTENSE AND NON-STOP
ONLY THE TOUGH SURVIVE IN THIS WRESTLING GROUP
THE OTHERS GO BIG TIME
WHILE THE REST FLY THE COOP
COAST TO COAST
BORDER TO BORDER
ECW TAKING WRESTLING TO THE EXTREME
OVER THE RAIL, SPILLING INTO THE CROWD
THE LITTLE OLD LADY AT RINGSIDE’S TOO LOUD
A FOREIGN OBJECT THROWN BY A FAN TO THE RING
HARD-HITTING, NAIL-BITING ACTION EXTREME
WHEN ME AND THE BOYS GOT NOTHING TO DO
WE GRAB A COUPLE OF BREWS AND FLIP ON THE TUBE
YOU OTHERS BETTER WAKE UP
BECAUSE THIS ISN’T A DREAM
ECW IS KING
AND FOREIGN OBJECT LIKES ITS WRESTLING EXTREME!
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Fifth Pole (In The Ring)
01:06
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REF - YEAH YOU, I’M TALKING TO YOU
DON’T TRY TO TELL ME WHAT TO DO
YOU’RE JUST ONE MORE AUTHORITY
THAT DON’T SIT WELL WITH ANARCHY
YOU’RE JUST A REFEREE
THE FIFTH POLE IN THE RING
HEY REF, TAKE A LOOK BEHIND YOU
MY OPPONENT SLID SOME METAL IN HIS SHOE
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA DO
I DON’T THINK YOU CAN COUNT PAST TWO
DON’T DQ ME OR COUNT ME OUT
OR I MIGHT HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT
AND THEN IT WILL BE SCARFACE TIME
HE’LL DO HIS STRUT UP AND DOWN YOUR SPINE
YOU’RE JUST A REFEREE
THE FIFTH POLE IN THE RING
YOU’RE JUST A REFEREE
THE FIFTH POLE IN THE RING
I DON’T NEED YOU TO WATCH OVER ME
YOU’LL BE LUCKY IF YOU CAN COUNT PAST THREE
YOUR DECISION TO ME DON’T MEAN A THING
YOU’RE JUST THE FIFTH POLE IN THE RING
REMEMBER WHAT I HAVE SAID
DON’T LET THE STRIPES GO TO YOUR HEAD
STAY OUT OF MY WAY OR YOU WILL PAY
YOU’RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT, REF
AND I'M THE CHAMP
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Roid Rage
01:21
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I’M FEELING IRRITABLE TO THE BONE
I MISSED MY SHOT OF TESTOSTERONE
I’VE GOT THE JITTERS, I START TO SHAKE
I NEED MY FIX BEFORE I JONES
STAND IN MY WAY, GET RIPPED TO SHREDS
MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS IS WHAT YOU’LL DREAD
I CAN ’T STOP IT, I’VE LOST CONTROL
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR HEADS WILL ROLL
ROID RAGE, ROID RAGE
I’M IN A STEROID RAGE
ROID RAGE, ROID RAGE
I’M IN A ROID RAGE
I’M FEELING IRRITABLE TO THE BONE
I MISSED MY SHOT OF TESTOSTERONE
I’VE GOT THE JITTERS, I START TO SHAKE
I NEED MY FIX BEFORE I JONES
STAND IN MY WAY, GET RIPPED TO SHREDS
MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS IS WHAT YOU’LL DREAD
I CAN ’T STOP IT, I’VE LOST CONTROL
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR HEADS WILL ROLL
ROID RAGE, ROID RAGE
I’M IN A STEROID RAGE
ROID RAGE, ROID RAGE
I’M IN A ROID RAGE
MY HAIR HAS STARTED TO FALL OUT
I’VE GOT ZITS ALL AROUND MY BACK
I’VE STARTED A NEW CYCLE TODAY
AND I’M READY TO ATTACK
ANABOLIC TEMPER TANTRUM
AMINO ACID TIZZY FIT
I'LL FUCKING BEAT YOUR ASS INTO A LUMP OF SHIT
LOOKED DOWN MY JOCKSTRAP INTO MY CUP
MY COCK AND BALLS HAVE SHRIVELED UP
LOOKED DOWN MY JOCKSTRAP INTO MY CUP
MY COCK AND BALLS HAVE SHRIVELED UP
ROID RAGE, ROID RAGE
I’M IN A STEROID RAGE
ROID RAGE, ROID RAGE
I’M IN A ROID RAGE
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IT WAS THE OMNI IN ATLANTA, A TITLE FIGHT
SHE LEAD ME TO THE RING
AS SHE HAD ON MANY OTHER NIGHTS
I STEPPED INTO THE RING
READY TO TAKE THE NATURE BOY ON
HOW COULD I HAVE EVER PREPARED MYSELF
FOR WHAT WAS TO COME?
HOW COULD I'VE KNOWN?
I GUESS THAT THIS WAS JUST THE HAND I WAS DEALT
WHEN SHE STOLE MY HEART
AND THEN SHE STOLE MY BELT
I HAD THE MATCH IN HAND
IT WAS TIME TO PUT SLICK RIC AWAY
I GUESS THAT I HAD MANAGED
TO SAVE MY TITLE FOR ANOTHER DAY
AS I WENT IN FOR THE KILL I TURNED TO LOOK AT YOU
AS I TURNED AROUND
I SAW YOU HAND RIC FLAIR YOUR SHOE
HE KNOCKED ME FOR A LOOP
I CAN’T EXPRESS THE AGONIZING PAIN I FELT
WHEN SHE STOLE MY HEART
AND THEN SHE STOLE MY BELT
I SHOULD’VE NEVER EVER TRUSTED YOU
SHE TOOK IT ALL...NO ALL!
I DIDN’T KNOW WHERE I WAS AT
HE PINNED MY SHOULDERS TO THE MAT
IT WAS BAD ENOUGH JUST TO HAVE LOST
BUT WHAT’S EVEN WORSE
WAS GETTING DOUBLE CROSSED
THRU BLURRY EYES
I SAW YOU RAISE HIS HAND IN VICTORY
THAT MOVE ALONE WAS ALMOST THE NEAR DEATH OF ME
BUT THAT WAS YEARS AGO AND SINCE THEN I’VE GROWN
NOW WHEN ANARCHY WALKS TO THE RING
HE WALKS ALONE
I WALK ALONE
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Anarchy - Vocals
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